- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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