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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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