- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What did Washington say to California? WC

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

matt is fat

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

silver bullet?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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