- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I need to start studying.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

whats up and also down? your mum

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