- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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