- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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