- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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