Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Caca.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Death by kayak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Anti Joke

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