What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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