why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why? Because.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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