- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

the lemon was sweet.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

hear hear

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

black people

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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