Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Your wife died during the delivery.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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