I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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