WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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PENIS that is all

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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