What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Black People

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Bob Saget

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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