Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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