How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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women's rights

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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