Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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