Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A car walks into a bar.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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