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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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