- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why are black people so fast? because there black

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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