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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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