- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Women's rights.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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