- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How did th-A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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