Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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