Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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hello

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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