- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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