- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Eric is gay Ha

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