- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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