2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I love alchohol!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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