What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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