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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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