What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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