- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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