- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Oh, right

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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