why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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