- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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