- Anti Joke

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A woman wears a dress.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe