- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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