- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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