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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Terry has ebola

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

David Cameron

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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