Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Shltskc gw? G

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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