- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a blue chair A black person

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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