- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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