- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

darude- sandstorm

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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