- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

TRICERATOPS!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.