You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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