What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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irish man drinking john smiths

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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