- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's 9 + 10 19

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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