- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Terry has ebola