- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Oh, right

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Oh, right

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

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The Anti Joke Book

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Oh, right

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs