What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Not a joke.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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