- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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