- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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