Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Women can vote? WTF

i cant STAND cripple jokes

an emo girl walked into a white room

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

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