Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

John Cena

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

White men's rights

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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