- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red, yup.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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