- Anti Joke

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

John Cena

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

White men's rights

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.