What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Women can vote? WTF

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Turkeys are obese

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Hellen keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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