everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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