What is a jew in space? Dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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