Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Anti Joke

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