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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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