- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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