Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

women's rights

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

penis

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

wenis

black people

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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