Asians.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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