- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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