Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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