- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Help I'm being raped!

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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