- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

who is not good looking? mon morello

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Nickelback.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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