- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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