- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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