- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the man die? He was old.

Nickelback.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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