- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Racial Equality

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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