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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Obama

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

bologna

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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