Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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