- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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