A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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