- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??