Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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