your mom is so fat.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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