- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals