Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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