What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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hi dave

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Neil Lewis

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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