How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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My jeans

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a chinese man pays the full price

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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