- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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