what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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