- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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