Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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How about that airline food?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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