How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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