How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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