- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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