What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Poop

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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