- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

You were born.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

I'm Polish.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

so today i took a poop. hehe

The dewey decimal system

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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