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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

dry handjob

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Take part of what?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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