- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Dwight Howard

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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