Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Daniel is a fag

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Christianity.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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