What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Dwight Howard

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Antijokes...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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