What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A man walks into a bar

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Do u take sugar?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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