- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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women's rights.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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