- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Will nearis is here! Get it

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Women's rights.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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