- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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