- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

your face is kinda funny

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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