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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

YEAH THEY DO!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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