Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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robin, get in the car.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Kevin and Ramin

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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