- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

you see theres this guy.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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