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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

knock knock There's no door

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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