- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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